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November 20, 2007

Long beard annoy me

Filed under: Uncategorized — chrisbrewster @ 1:02 am

Beards are cool, don’t get me wrong. I just get tired of seeing long ones. Like, “I think I’m so cool and people call me a mountain man and I was raised and still live in a suburban neighborhood” type beards. THOSE are annoying.

To the bearded,
What are you trying to prove? What are you trying to accomplish? Just trim it. You look dumb.

 

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Is that what you want? If you find a passion or your identity in your beard (which I think a lot of people do) then you are a sad sad person and need to get a life.

I’m not jealous of their foot-long beards. Not the least bit. I’m unable to grow them and I’m thankful because I’d probably be one of them and look stupid(er?).

5 Comments »

  1. that commercial is disgusting. i halfway expected him to shush her with his beard.

    Comment by andrew minchew — November 20, 2007 @ 8:28 am

  2. you could just not worry about what other people do and let them have long beards. i like them.

    Comment by Leah — November 20, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

  3. i actually like shaving alot more than i like growing facial hair. i really like to shave. that is the only reason that i grow my facial hair out sometimes. shaving.

    Comment by johnjcole — November 20, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

  4. Jesus had a long beard, and he’s the coolest guy there is!

    Comment by excitedbigkev — November 20, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

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