Beards are cool, don’t get me wrong. I just get tired of seeing long ones. Like, “I think I’m so cool and people call me a mountain man and I was raised and still live in a suburban neighborhood” type beards. THOSE are annoying.
To the bearded,
What are you trying to prove? What are you trying to accomplish? Just trim it. You look dumb.
Is that what you want? If you find a passion or your identity in your beard (which I think a lot of people do) then you are a sad sad person and need to get a life.
I’m not jealous of their foot-long beards. Not the least bit. I’m unable to grow them and I’m thankful because I’d probably be one of them and look stupid(er?).

that commercial is disgusting. i halfway expected him to shush her with his beard.
Comment by andrew minchew — November 20, 2007 @ 8:28 am
you could just not worry about what other people do and let them have long beards. i like them.
Comment by Leah — November 20, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
i actually like shaving alot more than i like growing facial hair. i really like to shave. that is the only reason that i grow my facial hair out sometimes. shaving.
Comment by johnjcole — November 20, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
Jesus had a long beard, and he’s the coolest guy there is!
Comment by excitedbigkev — November 20, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
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